we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy
this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall
your teacher’s aim sucks
disney x harry potter is very important to me
still not over how perfect the sorting is
All my Barnes & Noble leatherbound classics….. yeah, it’s pretty awesome being me right now.
"who wears the pants in the relationship?"
no one. this is a strictly maid outfit only relationship.
do i make this tshirt and buy it because it really has become my life..
Welcome to New York got me like….
going to school the morning after a show more like how about fUCKING NO
this is so important
im failing biology