when I start thinking of all the things they didn’t include in the harry potter movies that were in the book it starts getting out of hand really fast and it makes me angry that people who’ve only seen the movies know so very little- almost the bare minimum of what that story had to offer

calistablack:

Headcanon where Sirius dragged Harry’s cranky butt out of bed in the mornings during the summer at Grimmauld Place.

"Sirius, it’s four in the morning."

"FAMILY TIME, MOTHERFUCKER."

laurencombeferre:

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snapslikethis:

spirit james being completely outraged that his hair isn’t messy enough in the statue erected in their honor

alegbra:

well at least he tried

alegbra:

well at least he tried

so Lincolns death, the titanic sinking, madame dupompadours death, tax day - is there anything else history would like to make happen on my birthday to make it even more tragic or should i just cross my fingers?

phunkyvanspam:

kateordie:

site - facebook - twitter

phunkyvanspam:

kateordie:

site - facebook - twitter

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dubstepfordads:

if puppies could talk i would never even want to try and make human friends ever again

orbitalencounters:

Total lunar eclipse for the Americas on April 14th 15th 2014

orbitalencounters:

Total lunar eclipse for the Americas on April 14th 15th 2014

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

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critter-of-habit:

Queen Margaery - breaker of awkward moments.

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

thornicating:

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